I've Heard Good Things

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shithouserock:

Are you a person who likes cake but is also very lazy? Does the act of turning on your oven fill your heart with fear and your apartment with moths? Are you unable to follow basic directions or read altogether?
Since you answered yes to all of these questions, I will bake you a cake! It will cost you money but nothing else. Don’t take my word for it, take the word of the one guy who has ever bought a cake from me! If I had to guess, I would say he’s very satisfied. Wouldn’t you also like to be satisfied? I am taking orders now!

Seriously. Buy one of her cakes. Seriously.  Zoom

shithouserock:

Are you a person who likes cake but is also very lazy? Does the act of turning on your oven fill your heart with fear and your apartment with moths? Are you unable to follow basic directions or read altogether?

Since you answered yes to all of these questions, I will bake you a cake! It will cost you money but nothing else. Don’t take my word for it, take the word of the one guy who has ever bought a cake from me! If I had to guess, I would say he’s very satisfied. Wouldn’t you also like to be satisfied? I am taking orders now!

Seriously. Buy one of her cakes. Seriously. 

(Source: alisonanon)

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Posted on Tuesday, March 8 2011.
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    of her cakes. Seriously.
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I've Heard Good Things Oh, hello there! Skip Bronkie here. I've kind-of-sort-of stopped posting here. Maybe I'll get it going again at some point, but for now, you can find me on Facebook or at www.skipbronkie.com
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